Reason Four :D

Because I Have Nice Teeth :)

At Least My Mouth Isnt Slimey With Massive Teeth! Come On! She Has A Big Bit Of Plastic In Her Mouth Just To Control Them! Mine are White And Inline Nicely! :) Arent I Lucky?
She Aint Though! HAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAH :|

Reason Three :p

Im Not A Crazy Idiot!

I Dont Tell Everyone About You ;) And I Wouldnt!
I Act Mature! And Im Younger Than Her! She Has So Much Growing Up To Do!
To Be Honest, She Acts Like A Child! I Dont, And I Am Quite Mad Sometimes But Come On! What Is Normal? Well, Not Your Girlfriend Im Afraid!

Reason Two :)))

I Have A Nice Enough Sized Nose.

WOW! SHE HAS A NOSE AND A HALF!
Maybe I Should Start Documenting What She Does, And Put It On Television As The Worlds Beast Of A Girlfriend! Mine Is Nice And Shaped The Right Way, Whoever Made Me Obviously Liked Me, Not Sure About You Though Hunny! Oh Dear...

Ahem Reason One ;D

Because Im Not Obsessive.

I Dont Write On Your Wall On Fb Over And Over Again. I Can Keep My Distance :) Theres A Limit To This Kinda Thing Ya Know! You Cant Just Tell Your Boyfriends You Love Him And That Your Lucky To Have Him All The Time Over Again! He Will Soon Run In The Oposite Direction If Im Honest. Could It Be Sympathy Dating? I Dunno. But Your Girlfriends Lengths Just Show Desoeration.